The choice between good and evil is the choice between a shit sandwich and an enema.  And a person loves evil, and good is an enema.  Actually, you don't have to choose.  If you don't choose shit, you won't need an enema.

Transplantation of donor feces is a procedure that allows you to restore the microflora of the rectum after the abuse of enemas.

I  do  not  see  anything  natural  in  enemas.  Where  and  who  in  the  nature  the  enemas  are  given  to?

An idealist is an anal type personality whose main sexual fixation is an enema.

Most idealists like enema. It seems to the idealist that enema is the solution to all human problems. If an idealist is given an enema, he will rejoice.

The essence of the thesis that in a democracy people are forced to choose between an enema and a shit sandwich is idealism. Idealists either want to get rid of shit completely, or they can live up to their ears in this shit... There is no middle ground in these people.

People love shit sandwiches, but when there's too much shit in them, you have to make an enema that they don't like. But after the enema again, you can happily eat shit.

Ideas in man come mainly from all sorts of shocks. If a person is well shaken, a lot of different ideas will fall out of him.

Stupid   people   accuse   Soloinc   of   all   the   deadly   sins.   They   say   there   is   darkness   in   it,   forgetting   that   the   bigger   the   tree,   the   bigger   its   roots.   There   is   shit   in   everyone   and   they   don't   treat   it   with   an   enema.   They   say   he   is   vain,   called   himself   a   mission   and   a   son   of   God,   but   vanity   is   the   power   of   growth,   all   people   are   children   of   God,   and   the   chosen   one   is   a   mission,   that   is,   one   who   has   heard   the   word   of   God   and   followed   it.

I heard a story about a man who was given an enema by mistake, and out of modesty pretended not to notice.

Everything  depends  on  idols,  only  they  decide  what  is  good  and  what  is  bad,  what  is  interesting  and  what  isn’t,  what  is  beautiful  and  what  isn`t,  what  should  be  loved  and  what  shouldn’t…

-  And  what  about  people?  -  Nothing.  They  love  and  think  whatever  they  are  told  to.  In  other  words,  they  choose  from  what  is  offered.  We  have  democracy,  you  know,  you  can  make  your  own  choice  between  an  enema  and  a  shit  sandwich. 

Having  fallen  fatally  ill,  the  patient,  first  of  all,  should  repent  all  his  sins  and  forgive  everyone  he  can  to  remember.  This  procedure  is  similar  to  a  good  enema,  it  grants  the  patient  a  good  mood  and  sound  sleep. 

Syntalism   is   the   third   truth.   You   don't   have   to   choose   a   shit   sandwich   or   an   enema.   You   don't   have   to   be   an   atheist   or   a   sectarian.   You   don't   have   to   be   selfish   or   lose   yourself   in   something.   Don't   get   me   wrong,   if   you   don't   eat   shit,   you   don't   need   an   enema.   You   don't   need   to   choose   both   of   these   options   at   the   same   time.   You   have   the   right   not   to   choose.   Do   not   judge   and   will   not   be   judged.

Hemorrhoids comes from the accumulation of shit in the body or from the abuse of enema.

First,   the   person   turns   into   an   asshole   or   suffers   from   constipation,   accumulating   shit.   Then,   when   he   gets   tired   of   sitting   up   to   his   ears   in   shit,   he   starts   looking   for   an   enema.   Enema   is   a   variety   of   sects   and   religions   that   promise   him   salvation.   Syntalism   offers   a   third   option:   if   you   don't   eat   shit,   you   won't   need   an   enema.

Idols are wooden, they don't even have shit in them, and idolaters are alive, and they have shit in them.  This creates an insurmountable gap between idolaters and their idols.  Idolaters give themselves enemas every day, but nothing helps.  Every day, shit comes out of nowhere in a miraculous way.

The enemy must be loved because he is an important element that helps us serve our mission in life.  The enemy directs, trains, and makes us stronger.  The enemy helps us get rid of everything superfluous, of all our vices.

The problem with idealism is that if you're not an idealist, you're like a shit sandwich.  If you're an idealist, you're an enema.  The point is to be both idealistic and non-idealistic.

The solution to the paradox of an enema and a shit sandwich is that if you don't get full of shit, you won't need an enema.

Jesus is like a perfect man with no shit in him at all.  However, there is always shit in real people.  Strive for excellence  And that's to aim for an enema.  However, you can just go to the toilet.  Every person has a lot of shit that you need to constantly get rid of.

"Give up hope, everyone who enters here" is written on the doors of hell.  Hope for what?  Hope for drugs and addiction.  Hope for a garden of Earthly Delights.  Hope for what you call happiness and euphoria and all that.  The addict cannot be happy, for Vice kills his soul, and the soul kills his body.

Enema is not normal, it was invented by idealists obsessed with the idea of their purity.

A   man   needs   a   secret   and   modest   vice.   Vice   is   like   going   to   the   toilet.   Everyone   should   go   to   the   toilet.   This   does   not   need   to   be   advertised   and   boasted,   but   constipation   and   an   enema   are   not   a   cure   for   vice.   Diarrhea   and   diarrhea   are   also   not   a   cure.   Moderation   and   restraint   of   vice   are   virtuous.   Gluttony   and   lust   are   a   vice.   I   try   to   fast   and   limit   my   lust,   restraining   my   main   vices.

To forgive sins does not mean to forget sins.  It means not concentrating on them.  Shit is always there, shit is as endless as life itself.  No need to eat shit like he's a shit sandwich.  But you don't need to run around with an enema, hating shit, either.

An idealistic woman is a woman intolerant of vices as shit.  The woman clutches the enema and feeds disgust  from a man eating a shit sandwich.  A shit sandwich is a symbol of people who love Vice.  From the mouth of such a person stinks of shit, I really do not want to kiss and have sex with such a person.

Too much shit is when a person eats shit.  Lack of shit is an enema.

A sinless saint is someone who looks like an enema.  Enema is obsessed with a thirst for power and all the time climbs his muzzle in the ass to restore order there.  That is why the life of those who think themselves righteous is very shitty.  However, the lives of those who are opposed to the righteous are also full of shit.  These don't get in the ass, these like pigs eat shit.

I have seen many righteous people who thought they were innocent and sinless.  I want to say that they were all moral Freaks and hypocritical liars.  The idea of righteousness is self-deception and pride.  These people were constantly looking for shit in other people and bragging about giving themselves an enema every day.

The ideal is an enema that attracts all sorts of shit.

The Scarab silently rolls its balls of shit because it's joyful.  So do you, rejoice silently.  Don't brag about your shit or fear losing it.  One thinks he's a hero because he eats shit.  Another fancied himself a hero enema, saving from shit.  Their whole life revolves around shit.  Shit is their treasure and the meaning of life.  Too much credit to shit. 

This is amazing, but it is really effective to treat anxiety with a laxative, that is, an enema and gastric cleansing.

Enema and shit sandwich need each other.  Shit needs an enema for anxiety and shit, and an enema needs work.  When enema doesn't have a job, she worries too.

Whenever a husband and wife want to argue with each other, they should remember the Allegory of an enema and a shit sandwich.

The point is that there is a problem of choosing between shit and enema.  Either a person thinks he is offended and a victim, or you have to beat him with shame and guilt.  Victim or aggressor?  How to get out of a vicious circle?  Buddhists said that one should stop desiring to possess, dominate and enjoy.  Or at least a little tame his pride.

People of the anal type of thinking need an enema on an ongoing basis.  Such people are touchy because life constantly forces them to fuck up and part with their priceless shit.  Such people are characterized by a small and bilious character, for constant constipation, hemorrhoids, enemas and all sorts of other working tools in the ass is a dubious pleasure.  However, many people like anal sex.

What about the anal personality type?  These people make their shit super valuable.  Shit seems to them an expression of their creativity and uniqueness, for which they demand reward and encouragement.  These people think of themselves as idols and they are tormented by constant tension, which can only be removed by an enema.

For the anal type, an enema is the whip and salvation.  For the oral personality type, a shit sandwich is a reward and a carrot.  I see how the excess shit is taken out of the anal person through an enema, while she rejoices  relief.  Then this shit is put between two rolls and transferred as a reward to the oral personality, which also makes her infinitely happy.

An anal-type infant adopting a constipation-as-power-craving strategy may be particularly addicted to an enema.  That is, strenuous resistance will become for him a simultaneous expression of the thirst for power and the thirst for pleasure through the acquisition of power, receiving an enema and relief after an enema and relieving tension.

Excessive predilection for cleanliness and order characterizes the anal personality type, prone to obtaining pleasure.  from using an enema.

Sin is like constipation, and the wages of sin is like an enema that heals pain and suffering. 

Enema is useful, because it saves from obesity, cleansing the body of harmful diseases that condone obesity, and accustomed to eating well.  However, too much enema is harmful, because it prevents the emergence of a new generation of bacteria accustomed to modesty.

The main cause of neurosis is hypocrisy and duplicity.  We want to be clean and perfect, we crave superiority, for which we suffer.  I would compare neurosis with constipation, and the main method of treatment is  from neurosis I would call an enema.  However, any disorder of the stomach and digestive system can be compared with Neurosis.  Endless hunger is one of the names of neurosis.

How can an alcoholic heal himself?  Admit to being shit and get an enema.  Enema is an excellent cure for alcoholism.  The problem with the alcoholic is that he is ashamed to be shit, so he is completely denying himself shit, up to his ears in shit.  Denying shit makes shit invisible and it accumulates quickly.

They say everything in the world has two sides, but I don't agree.  Parties in the world  thousands, but the parties think themselves special and always squabble among themselves for power over people.  As far as I'm concerned, I don't like the shit sandwich and the enema either.

I don't admire the shit sandwich.  Shit stinks.  Shit, on the other hand, is pretty good-natured.  Shit is useful, shit is fertilizer.  The opposite of a shit sandwich is an enema.  I don't like the enema.  The enema is aggressive, it sticks to people, climbs into every ass.  Enema craves perfection.  Enema craves power and wants everything to be as she wants.  Enema disrupts the natural course of things.

You frighten your children that if they do not obey you, they will grow up to be janitors, maids, laundresses and will clean up after those people who indulge in vices and shit.  Tell me, why do you think people who shit and litter are better than people who bring order and cleanliness?  Why do you think a shit sandwich is better than an enema?  How are shitty people, let's call them demons or assholes, better than Angel cleaners?  I'm not against demons, but why such arrogant disregard for Angels.  How is the one who shits better than the one who cleans?  You say it's beneath the dignity of a decent person to clean up after assholes, but if you don't, we'll all drown in shit.  I suppose in such circumstances we should all respect the work of the cleaners.

The conflict between an enema and a shit sandwich is far-fetched.  Enema is very useful for greedy and greedy people who are constantly stressed.  Such people constantly grab everything and crave to own, but they can't let go of anything.  Convulsively compressed rolls are paralyzed by greed.  This tension causes constipation and hemorrhoids.  An enema for such people is a gift from God, saving from unbearable torment.

If the enema offers you salvation  from the shit, you refuse the temptations of such salvation.  Shit is normal and there is no special need to get rid of it.  Especially the deliverance  shit comes naturally from shit, and the need for external help in this matter is doubtful.

Neurosis is hatred of shit.  Neurosis is the desire to destroy shit.  Healing  from neurosis, this is resignation with shit.  Shit is, was, and will be.  Shit happens and you have to take it easy.  Another facet of neurosis is the love of shit and turning it into a super-value and drug.  In essence, neurotic conflict is a conflict between an enema and a shit sandwich.

There's too much shit.  When there is too much shit, only a stoned and sick enema can save us.