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10.8262. Generosity.   AR AR

People are stupid, you should forgive them all the stupid things they might think about you.

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10.8194.   AR AR

What is the difference between Masturbation and anal sex? 
- Anal sex is a team game, and Masturbation is a single workout.

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10.8193. Pleasure is also a result.   AR AR

Anal sex is a situation where the plan went wrong and everything went through the ass.  Now, when there is no result, it remains to enjoy the process and hope for the best.

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9.1226.   AR AR

To  love  what  is  yours  is  the  safest  of  all.  You  risk  getting  beaten  for  loving  what  is  not  yours.

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8.6463.   AR AR

The analysis should be done deep into at least two or three steps, for example, all people are descended from Adam and eve, who had three sons... In the second step, we have to agree with Darwin that these three didn't have very many options...

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8.5764.   AR AR

The   right   answer   to   the   question      «Who   came   first   -   a   chicken   or   an   egg?»   is   the   following:   Eggs   came   first,   as   God   created   Adam   first.

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8.3740.   AR AR

Swollen with self-satisfaction, a man can easily crack if he just farts badly.

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7.4368.   AR AR

I  have  managed  to  prove  God’s  existence.  –  How?  –  He  told  me  himself.  –  Did  you  believe  him?  –  God  is  truth,  how  could  I  not  believe  him?  Only  the  stupid  do  not  believe  in  truth.

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7.1082.   AR AR

According to statistics, most people lie more often than not. That's why statistics can't be trusted.

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6.5584.   AR AR

Creation by omission is when you keep yourself from having to bother creating their stupidity.

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5.2766.   AR AR

Afraid of angels and demons? Afraid of birds and snakes? "That's cowardice. A real macaque, catching an angel or a demon, rejoices in them as a delicacy.

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9.473.   AR AR

As now sold external flash drives, so soon the sale will be external brains. But they will be sold badly, because why do they need additional brains? They don't use their own at all.

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4.399.   AR AR

They can't create a perpetual motion machine because they don't have a perpetual motion brake. Now, if they started to invent a perpetual brake, perpetual motion would have made them out of inertia.

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10.8196. Constipation is a symptom of hemorrhoids, not Holiness.   AR AR

It's not right that all saints have Lenten faces.  A true Saint should be joyful and have a good sense of humor and taste.  A real Saint is a warrior of light, not a sad sufferer full of shit and hemorrhoids.  Prayers are joyful, the world is beautiful and only sinners burn in hell and forever howl in pain.

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10.8240.   AR AR

God is everything, to deny anything the right to divinity smacks of pride...  So you will agree to the point that even a pile of shit does not carry a Divine blessing...  it is not a fertilizer and the basis for a new life.

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10.8260.   AR AR

Below ground live and dead miners, but some are resting while others are working.  The difference is insignificant, but very important.

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10.8261.   AR AR

All sorts of different things happen, but such that it is absolutely straight scary, - never.

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10.8265.   AR AR

It's not a big deal that you have everything in one place...  We live in the looking-glass, where the ways of the Lord are inscrutable.

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10.8341. Love is a carrot.   AR AR

Metaphorically, the rabbit hole that Alice falls into is an image of a woman's vagina and the fear that lives inside a woman.  And if a woman is already used to her fear, then a man who has fallen into a rabbit hole is very much at risk.

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10.8456.   AR AR

In terms of the nature of things, brain cells are no different from ass cells.  So I think the ass in the absence of the head is quite real.

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10.8537.   AR AR

Sending a boor to hell is a joy...  And if you send a boor to hell with humor...  it's joyous in a square.

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10.8538.   AR AR

Boors hope to intimidate their victims.  They are not waiting for an answer!  Well, that's fine...  Get a grenade, fascist, and choke on it.  The more unexpected it is, the more joy it brings.

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10.8566.   AR AR

Do not forgive insults, because if you swallow the offense, people will think that you like it, and from the best of motives will hurt you further, so that you like it.

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10.8581.   AR AR

A good competitor is a dead competitor.  It is especially good to love dead competitors, for it is either good or nothing about the dead.

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10.8595.   AR AR

If you treat things with humor, then things will not be scary, but funny.  Humor is like a rubber braid of electrical wires, it protects the brain from short-circuiting.

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10.8640.   AR AR

The dog should be kicked out of humanism.  Beats – it means love.  The dog spends a lot of valuable time barking, time should be protected.  The dog should be taught to behave culturally, not to bite or bark at passers-by.  Otherwise, it will have to be put down, which is inhumane.

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10.8650.   AR AR

Those who seek will find...  adventures on your ass.

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10.8724.   AR AR

I thought...  what if the chicken doesn't pray for the chicken, doesn't know it, doesn't love it?..  won't he be a chicken when he grows up?  What will he become?  Someone he loves?  What do you mean, a beautiful white Swan?  An angel who flies in the sky and lives in Paradise, not in a barnyard...

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10.8727.   AR AR

A trifle pot-bellied from the pot-bellied that swelled with pride and conceit.

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10.8759.   AR AR

People change.  For better and for worse.  Who told you that people don't change?  Spit in his face and apologize...

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10.8793.   AR AR

Lack of a sense of humor and too serious attitude to life give rise to constipation and obstruction.  The idealist is too serious, he is afraid to accidentally relax and shit himself.

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10.9332.   AR AR

The figure of three fingers is a symbol of hope, devoid of faith and love.

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10.9407.   AR AR

I don't want to say anything bad, but if creativity is the sex of the Creator and God, and the Creator gives birth to children, then...

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