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Idiots and Fools


 


   

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8.6659. Idiocracy.   AR AR

By  defeating  evolution,  civilization  allowed  idiots  to  survive  and  flourish,  turning  them  into  the  primary  form  of  life.

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133.   AR AR

Many  things  happen  to  a  man 
because  he's  a  fool... 
including  good  things... 

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4.9.   AR AR

A fool is a person who is always waiting for something from the people around him.  A clever man expects nothing from fools.

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5.7. I’m a fool…   AR AR

Nothing  spoils  a  person  more  than  his  infinite  desire  to  criticize  or  to  give  valuable  advice…  The  two  common  cents  you  contribute  to  the  conversation  are  like  flies  in  a  soup.  Nobody  likes  flies,  so  remember  that  your  criticism,  moaning  and  valuable  advice  are  as  if  you  kept  saying  “I’m  a  fool,  I’m  a  fool,  I’m  a  fool”…

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10.7120. I can't deny myself the pleasure.   AR AR

I make stupid mistakes on purpose in order to become smarter and stronger.

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8.6612.   AR AR

If  everyone  think  you're  an  idiot,  you've  got  a  strategic  advantage.  Smile  more  often,  the  more  they  consider  you  idiot,  the  easier  life  is  for  you.

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3.98.   AR AR

Zombies only want to eat.  In addition to pleasure, zombies do not want anything else.

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8.6467.   AR AR

I  don't  believe  in  aliens  on  this  planet,  as  they  are  the  same  idiots  as  people,  and  for  sure,  self-destroyed  way  before  they  managed  to  master  intergalactic  flights.

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4.79.   AR AR

Rules are only for fools.  A fool without the rules of the terrible ills done.  However, fools don't like the rules, it seems terribly unfair that the rules are needed only for fools.  Fools think we'll get rid of the rules and be smart. 

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10.6759. Turn on stupidity.   AR AR

When you're not smart enough, use stupidity.  Stupidity is a mode of humbling the mind when it doesn't know what to do.

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4.42.   AR AR

I do not advise you to abuse memory training, the better a person's memory, the more he is an idiot.  Why would he?  He remembers everything by heart.  However, bad memory is also not a sign of a big mind.

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4.97. Children want to grow up quicker.   AR AR

Only   fools   want   to   grow   up   quicker   than   they   need.   The   longer   it   takes   you   to   grow   up,   the   better   you   will   succeed   in   getting   prepared   and   becoming   stronger.   Getting   more   prepared   for   the   big   game.

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5.67.   AR AR

A man has to accept that he's an idiot and move on.  Only humility can give a man a chance at wisdom.

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5.68. Fools are very afraid of being fools.   AR AR

The main reason for stupidity is that fools are very afraid that someone will find out about their stupidity.  Hidden behind the solid walls of their minds, stupidity grows and thrives. 

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1078.   AR AR

Ask  a  fool  "What  to  do"  and  do  the  opposite  of  what  he  tells. 

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8.14.   AR AR

It  is  easy  for  fools  to  live  in  the  sense  that  the  less  you  know,  the  better  you  sleep.

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3.49.   AR AR

You're a moron, but I respect your right to be a moron.

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8.47.   AR AR

It's  very  difficult  to  teach  fools  as  they  consider  themselves  smart  enough  not  to  learn  or  study  anything. 

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5.5171.   AR AR

Fools all mixed up, they put on shackles and chains and called it freedom. When you offer them real freedom, they say why you put chains on us.

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6.1260.   AR AR

I will prove to them that I am not a fool, - the person thinks... and makes the next stupidity.

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9.14. When very necessary.   AR AR

You often say: "Stop! Don't do it, you're not gonna make it..."You do not believe, not from them, it depends on your karma. If you have good karma, you will get even the most perilous thing, and if karma is bad, then nothing will save you from Nothing at all.

Another thing, what are you doing this for? If it's for fun or something stupid, you're an idiot... if it's for a cause, you're a hero.

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1019.   AR AR

Not  all  are  born  idiots  as  during  their  life  many  are  aimed  at  becoming  such  on  purpose. 

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1056. Laziness saves a fool.   AR AR

Laziness  is  a  trait  inherent  in  extremes.  Laziness  saves  the  world  from  a  fool.  Laziness  saves  a  fool  of  himself.  There's  nothing  scarier  than  an  energetic  fool.  There's  nothing  worse  than  a  spirited  wiseacre.  By  creating  the  monster,  nature  has  taken  care  to  ensure  that  this  creature  troubles  wouldn`t  cause  too  much  trouble.

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2209.   AR AR

The  loud  can  be  heard  better  and  be  more  noticeable.  Perhaps,  it's  because  the  one  crying  out  is  quite  sure  about  what  to  say.  Perhaps,  it's  something  important  and  urgent...  What  if  it's  a  danger  signal? 
-    What???  No...  He's  just  an  idiot!  -  What  a  pity... 

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2373. A show that brings pleasure in any case.   AR AR

We  like  people  who  managed  to  overcome  their  fears. 
And  we  look  at  them  and  think  that  if  they  managed  to  do  it,  than  we  can  do  it  too... 
And  this  thought,  this  belief  that  any  fear  can  be  overcome  makes  us  happy... 

But  we  also  like  to  see  that  someone  didn't  manage  to  overcome  some  fear  and  this  fear  finally  destroyed  that  person.  Yes,  without  any  doubt,  it  proves  we're  right  and  wise.  It's  not  for  nothing  how  we  find  wisdom  not  to  mess  with  our  fears.  We  say-  just  look  a  that  stupid  one  who  once  decided  to  defy  his  fears.  And  now  he's  smashed  by  them.  Ha  ha.  –  What  a  silly  person...  No  doubt  that  we're  smarter  and  more  careful  than  that  loser. 

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2386. How good things get bad.   AR AR

Humor,  jokes  and  fun  bring  pleasure,  of  course.  That's  good.  They  are  especially  relevant  when  things  are  bad  and  they  help  to  live  in  our  complicated  world.

But  I've  noticed  that  people  who  abuse  it  unnecessarily  start  to  look  like  idiots  for  some  reason.  Idiotic  joy,  idiotic  fun,  constant  idiotic  jokes  -  these  people  are  clearly  at  the  last  stage  of  degradation,  they  clearly  need  to  change  something  in  themselves.

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3344.   AR AR

A  fool  is  always  right. 

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4.316.   AR AR

Give the fool a rope and he'll hang himself. That for smart well, fool - death. Money and power are poison to a fool. Fool that do not let him spoil everything and he will perish.

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4.469.   AR AR

A reasonable man believes in miracles and a fool believes. Don't believe in miracles, and crazy nerds.

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4.541.   AR AR

Wisdom is happiness, fools suffer greatly.

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The beginning of the book


19.   AR AR

If  one  thrusts  an  ass  in  grain  forward 
then  one  can  make  him  roll  really  far... 

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49.   AR AR

I  was  being  an  idiot, 
as  round  as  a  football, 
no  wonder 
they  liked  to  kick  me  so  much.

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5.8. The previous person.   AR AR

A fool is nakladem labels, he's always on everything paste labels...  The pattern of thinking compresses the brain of this person in the close narrow framework of stereotypes, in which he acutely wants to fit the rest of the world.  But the rest of the world in the head of a fool is placed badly, because you have to sacrifice almost all of its content.  From the diversity of real life in the mind of the fool are only labels. 

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3.47.   AR AR

They know that when a dream comes true, it dies, but they like to dream.

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3.62.   AR AR

There   are   two   kinds   of   stupidity.   One   is   full   throttle   and   the   other   one   is   brakes   to   the   full.

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399.   AR AR

According  to  my  feelings, 
the  truth  still  exists. 
But  due  to  the  subjective  angle 
of  view  of  the  seeing  person's  eye 
that  looks  at  it  the  description 
may  diametrically  vary. 
...to  put  it  in  a  nutshell: 
there  should  be  a  correction  for  an  idiot. 

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4.17.   AR AR

Fish very much dream of Paradise.  Stupid fish are very jealous of a Man living on a Paradise island.  Fish also want to live as human beings.  Fish thrown on the shore, fish jumping in the network.  Pisces are ignorant, they do not know that it takes a long time to evolve and work on themselves to get out of the ocean to the ground.  Fish don't know that Paradise is full of predators.  Fish do not believe that gills and lack of legs is a big problem.  Pisces is extremely stupid.

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5.27. A fool is one who is a lover of stupid ideas.   AR AR

A fool is a person full of stupid ideas that do not correspond to reality, but he has almost no real ideas.  But the problem is not even that he has a lot of bad ideas, but what ideas he serves – bad or sensible. 

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5.28.   AR AR

A child is a reflection of his parents, which is controlled through the management of himself and the external circumstances that surround the child.  With a child who fell into fear and denial of reality (aggression is the main symptom of fear and unpreparedness for real life), you need to work out, communicate, teach him life.  This is not one conversation from the category of "please be an ideal child and then you gingerbread" and not an exorcism procedure for expulsion from the sinner of the devil.  This is a long and painstaking educational process.  There are no problems, just a small and immature soul is extremely afraid of the real world, can not live, can not communicate... from which falls into the rage of a wild beast.  The problem is solvable, it would be on that desire, patience and goodwill.

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6.39.   AR AR

The mistakes of others to learn can only smart, fools are unteachable at all.

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697.   AR AR

You  think  I  lumber  the  branch  I'm  sitting  on  because  I'm  a  fool?  Totally  not.  I'm  just  tired  of  sitting  on  it;  everything  aches,  it's  cold,  legs  are  numb,  oh  and  I'm  not  a  crow  or  a  squirrel. 
I'd  like  to  fall  from  it  and  break  my  neck…  or  not  to  break,  but  to  survive  and  finally,  run  away  from  this  damn  tree. 

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772.   AR AR

The  fact  that  I  am  surrounded  by  idiots  significantly  increases  my  self-esteem,  but  wiseacres  somehow  cause  inferiority  complex.

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7.76. A huge man.   AR AR

A fool is a one-sided flat man who sees everything from only one or two sides.

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7.81.   AR AR

A  fool  is  the  person  who  doesn't  like  the  truth.  Fools  love  lies  and  live  in  the  world  of  illusions.

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7.84.   AR AR

Money  makes  people  foolish.  Money  evokes  happiness  and  euphoria  in  people  and  it  switches  off  their  brains.  It's  only  people  who  are  strong  in  spirit  and  mind  that  can  stay  rational  when  dealing  with  money,  while  others  become  foolish  because  of  money.

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787.   AR AR

I'm  trying  to  get  a  new  thought  out  of  making  somebody's  acquaintance.  To  galvanize  a  person  into  doing  something  useful  is  often  a  difficult  thing  to  do.  But  often  enough  people  share  information  easily,  as  well  as  give  fresh  ideas  and  galvanize  into  doing  something  useful. 

Even  really  empty  people  may  provide  me  with  very  interesting  and  unusual  thoughts,  or  make  me  want  to  perform  their  job  for  them,  and  thus  train  well  or  just  do  a  good  thing... 

Even  idiots,  causing  a  lot  of  problems  are  totally  useful. 
Those  problems  that  they  cause  make  you  muster  all  strength  and  make  you  stronger  and  better. 

And  if  you  happen  to  talk  to  a  smart  person,  then  you'll  simply  plunge  into  an  ocean  of  pleasure.  The  main  thing  in  it  all  is  to  have  a  subject  for  discussion,  otherwise  it's  very  difficult  to  get  use  out  of  a  yuk-yuk.  It's  like  fishing  with  one's  hands  in  a  lake... 

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8.48.   AR AR

Only  after  making  thousands  of  mistakes,  I  finally  realized  that  I  was  a  fool  and  began  to  look  for  a  way  out  of  the  situation.

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894.   AR AR

Originally  a  person  is  born  an  idiot.  And  it's  only  life  that  can  make  one  become  smart. 

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1057.   AR AR

The  most  loyal  servant  to  a  devil  is  a  fool. 

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1183.   AR AR

An  example  of  a  balance  of  power.  Fools  and  bastards  create  problems  and  difficulties,  for  the  clever  and  honest  to  solve  them.  Thus,  nature  is  implementing  its  commitment  to  perfect  information.

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