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19.     AR AR

If  one  thrusts  an  ass  in  grain  forward 
then  one  can  make  him  roll  really  far... 

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49.   AR AR

I  was  being  an  idiot, 
as  round  as  a  football, 
no  wonder 
they  liked  to  kick  me  so  much.

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399.     AR AR

According  to  my  feelings, 
the  truth  still  exists. 
But  due  to  the  subjective  angle 
of  view  of  the  seeing  person's  eye 
that  looks  at  it  the  description 
may  diametrically  vary. 
...to  put  it  in  a  nutshell: 
there  should  be  a  correction  for  an  idiot. 

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4.42.     AR AR

I do not advise you to abuse memory training, the better a person's memory, the more he is an idiot.  Why would he?  He remembers everything by heart.  However, bad memory is also not a sign of a big mind.

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5.27. A fool is one who is a lover of stupid ideas.     AR AR

A fool is a person full of stupid ideas that do not correspond to reality, but he has almost no real ideas.  But the problem is not even that he has a lot of bad ideas, but what ideas he serves – bad or sensible. 

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5.67.     AR AR

A man has to accept that he's an idiot and move on.  Only humility can give a man a chance at wisdom.

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772.   AR AR

The  fact  that  I  am  surrounded  by  idiots  significantly  increases  my  self-esteem,  but  wiseacres  somehow  cause  inferiority  complex.

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787.     AR AR

I'm  trying  to  get  a  new  thought  out  of  making  somebody's  acquaintance.  To  galvanize  a  person  into  doing  something  useful  is  often  a  difficult  thing  to  do.  But  often  enough  people  share  information  easily,  as  well  as  give  fresh  ideas  and  galvanize  into  doing  something  useful. 

Even  really  empty  people  may  provide  me  with  very  interesting  and  unusual  thoughts,  or  make  me  want  to  perform  their  job  for  them,  and  thus  train  well  or  just  do  a  good  thing... 

Even  idiots,  causing  a  lot  of  problems  are  totally  useful. 
Those  problems  that  they  cause  make  you  muster  all  strength  and  make  you  stronger  and  better. 

And  if  you  happen  to  talk  to  a  smart  person,  then  you'll  simply  plunge  into  an  ocean  of  pleasure.  The  main  thing  in  it  all  is  to  have  a  subject  for  discussion,  otherwise  it's  very  difficult  to  get  use  out  of  a  yuk-yuk.  It's  like  fishing  with  one's  hands  in  a  lake... 

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894.     AR AR

Originally  a  person  is  born  an  idiot.  And  it's  only  life  that  can  make  one  become  smart. 

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9.14. When very necessary.     AR AR

You often say: "Stop! Don't do it, you're not gonna make it..."You do not believe, not from them, it depends on your karma. If you have good karma, you will get even the most perilous thing, and if karma is bad, then nothing will save you from Nothing at all.

Another thing, what are you doing this for? If it's for fun or something stupid, you're an idiot... if it's for a cause, you're a hero.

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1019.     AR AR

Not  all  are  born  idiots  as  during  their  life  many  are  aimed  at  becoming  such  on  purpose. 

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1556.     AR AR

There's  an  opinion  that  men  don't  like  smart  women.It  should  be  explained.  Actually,  everyone  loves  really  smart  people,  both  men  and  women.  And  a  smart  person  knows  human  nature  and  can  make  anyone  fancy  him/herself.  A  person  may  be  nice,  positive  and  good  in  every  way.  People  like  that  are  loved  and  they  try  to  help  them  and  find  favor  in  their  eyes.  Because  people  like  that  know  how  to  get  on  well  with  people  and  live  well  and  talk  well.   

And  it's  smart  alecs  who  are  not  liked.  Boastful  people  and  showoffs  are  not  liked  as  well  as  those  who  demonstrate  their  knowledge  proving  others  to  be  idiots  as  compared  to  smart  them.  They  don't  like  those  who  crave  conflicts  and  regularly  oppose  themselves  or  suffer  from  superiority  complexes  etc. 

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1651.     AR AR

The  process  of  communicating  between  people  is  so  difficult  that  the  very  fact  of  understanding  each  other  and  the  message  that  is  supposed  to  be  sent,  already  brings  pleasure. 

Getting  each  other  right  already  brings  real  pleasure. 

All  in  all,  people  get  each  other  only  from  time  to  time.  Some  say  one  thing  while  others  hear  and  get  it  another  way.  Some  person  is  joyous  about  a  brilliant  idea  while  another  one  finds  this  person's  joy  idiotic. 

A  great  detector  of  getting  each  other  is  mutual  joy  that  talking  people  feel  when  finally  get  each  other. 

Getting  each  other  is  a  big  mutual  joy. 

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1694.     AR AR

The  fact  that  many  people  are  very  well  educated,  have  successful  careers  or  read  a  lot  and  generally  consider  themselves  very  smart,  doesn't  prevent  them  from  idiotism. 
What's  more,  some  of  them  are  total  idiots. 

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2069. Hunt can be different.     AR AR

A  thinker  is  a  thought  hunter. 
A  poet  is  a  word  hunter. 
A  musician  is  a  rhythm  hunter. 
An  idiot  is  a  silliness  hunter. 
A  politician  is  a  soul  hunter. 
And  everyone  is  a  joy  and  pleasure  hunter. 

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2209.     AR AR

The  loud  can  be  heard  better  and  be  more  noticeable.  Perhaps,  it's  because  the  one  crying  out  is  quite  sure  about  what  to  say.  Perhaps,  it's  something  important  and  urgent...  What  if  it's  a  danger  signal? 
-    What???  No...  He's  just  an  idiot!  -  What  a  pity... 

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2386. How good things get bad.   AR AR

Humor,  jokes  and  fun  bring  pleasure,  of  course.  That's  good.  They  are  especially  relevant  when  things  are  bad  and  they  help  to  live  in  our  complicated  world.

But  I've  noticed  that  people  who  abuse  it  unnecessarily  start  to  look  like  idiots  for  some  reason.  Idiotic  joy,  idiotic  fun,  constant  idiotic  jokes  -  these  people  are  clearly  at  the  last  stage  of  degradation,  they  clearly  need  to  change  something  in  themselves.

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2459. The rules of the game may be very idiotic.     AR AR

According   to   the   belief   that   the   whole   world   is   a   game,   our   God   has   to   play   by   the   rules   as   well.   But   it's   another   matter   that   the   rules   may   include   bonuses   and   superpower,   miracles   and   new   lives.   Anyway,   if   this   is   a   game,   we'd   better   learn   the   rules.

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2637. A heap of rubbish.     AR AR

Wheels  and  cogs  spinning  inside  a  huge  machine  called  the  system,  are  really  unhappy.  As  they  hardly  realize  what  they  are  meant  for.  But  they  want  freedom.  Of  course,  they  get  oiled  in  the  normal  system  and  the  oil  makes  them  happier.  But  oil  is  never  enough. 
Then  some  people  come  to  them  and  promise  freedom.  These  people  promise  them  to  break  the  system  that  enslaved  them.  They  promise  cogs,  wheels  and  small  screws  real  freedom.  And  the  slaves  of  the  system  believe  this  idiotic  promise  and  even  start  to  break  their  system  all  by  themselves.  Everything  gets  ruined  to  pieces.  And  now  there's  something  like  a  heap  of  rubbish  where  once  was  a  smoothly  functioning  machine.  And  this  heap  is  full  of  useless  scrap  that  becomes  rusty.  Why  do  these  small  screws  and  wheels  lie  around  and  get  rusty  under  the  rain?  What  for?  What's  the  meaning  of  their  life?  It  makes  people  so  unhappy.  Their  life  without  meaning  is  now  so  terrible  that  they  would  like  to  die  but  their  religion  doesn't  let  them  do  it. 

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2831. Stress relief.   AR AR

Dislike,  waiting,  fear  –these  emotions  and  many  others  switch  a  person  to  a  mobilization  mode.  It’s  an  ancient  mode  of  a  hunter  and  warrior,  when  a  person  strains  and  starts  to  spend  10  times  more  energy.  It’s  necessary  to  react  to  danger  quickly.  However,  it’s  an  extreme  working  mode  –  it  destroys  organism,  leads  to  diseases,  causes  tiredness  and  it  is  linked  with  aggressive  behavior.  This  mode  is  necessary  for  the  state  of  struggle.  In  the  modern  world,  where  the  majority  of  threats  is  virtual  and  it’s  undesired  to  kill  the  adversary,  this  mode  affects  a  person  suicidally.  Moreover,  dislike,  negative  and  danger  of  being  late  literally  surround  a  person,  he  is  in  a  mobilization  mode  for  days.  This  should  be  stopped.  Mobilization  is  needed  when  there  is  struggle,  if  there  is  no  struggle,  there  is  no  threat.  When  you  understand  logically  that  there  is  no  threat,  you  should  turn  this  alarm  off,  as  it  prevents  from  working.  You  should  switch  thoughts  from  threat  to  something  pleasant  and  easy  -  to  rest,  beach,  nature,  children,  home,  your  loved  one.  So  that  inside  you  feel  the  click  that  the  «Danger  mode»  is  turned  off.  When  you  feel  relaxed,  you  should  keep  doing  main  job.

There  are  some  nuances.  The  key  of  switching  is  turning  the  danger  mode  off,  not  reaching  the  idiotic  joy  and  swimming  in  it.  In  doing  so,  your  brain  works  logically  and  you  know  and  remember  everything.  Having  turned  the  «danger-alarm  mode»  off,  you  keep  doing  your  job. 

We  should  turn  the  alarm  and  «danger  mode  »  off,  not  more  than  this.  We  should  remember  dangers  and  know  about  them.  If  new  threats  emerge,  they  should  be  reacted  to  appropriately.

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3057. An idiot.     AR AR

When  feelings  awaken,  the  brain  switches  off... 
And  a  person  becomes  an  idiot. 

The  only  joy  is...  that  having  got  rid  of  mind  chains,  a  person  gains  freedom  and  seems  to  be  quite  happy... 

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3360. Zombieland.   AR AR

Stupidity  is  an  infectious  disease  transmitted  by  airborne  droplets.

The  cinematic  image  and  idea  of  the  Zombie  was  written  off  from  real  life  as  a  result  of  long  and  laborious  observations  connected  with  the  attempts  to  cure  "idiocy  and  foolishness".  Zombies  are  mindless,  voracious  and  transmissible.  And  we  also  know  that  Voodoo  sorcerers  specifically  turned  people  into  zombies  to  make  them  slaves.

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3.370.     AR AR

Choosing a book based on its price is a Prime example of idiocy.

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3.952.     AR AR

From the outside the lover seems an idiot, but, in fact, the idiot is the one in whom there is no love. 

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3985. A human being as a means of production.   AR AR

In  modern  conditions  the  recommendation  to  save  up  money  doesn't  work.  With  inflation,  money  falls  in  value  faster  than  becomes  saved  up.

The  safest  thing  is  to  invest  into  assets  connected  with  means  of  production,  for  example  into  personal  education.  But  there  are  a  few  details.  Money  likes  use  and  perfection.  Thus,  no  self-education  can  help  some  useless  idiot.  What's  more,  useless  waste  of  money  is  a  sin  and  a  person  who  commits  this  sin  is  a  sinner  who  will  face  the  unpleasant  consequences  of  it  all.

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4029.   AR AR

Most  often,  a  person  has  problems  with  the  law,  because  he  is  a  lazy  idiot.  All  other  reasons  are  only  consequences.

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4120.     AR AR

An  interesting  thought.  Many  parents  who  once  became  creators  of  their  children,  later  become  slaves  who  serve  their  own  children  as  if  they  were  idols.  And  I  think  it  would  be  so  interesting  if  the  Creator  of  us  all  was  our  worshiper.  Such  a  pity  he's  not  an  idiot. 

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4348.     AR AR

It's  irrational  to  blame  a  person  for  being  an  idiot  but  it's  rational  to  blame  this  person's  parents  and  teachers  for  that. 

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4358. A qualified voter.     AR AR

Perhaps,  for  the  sake  of  democracy  and  love  for  mankind  it's  rational  not  to  let  weak  minded  take  part  in  a  vote. 

Perhaps,  there  should  be  some  exam  and  control  to  stop  stupid  people  from  taking  part  in  a  vote.  There  should  be  some  tests  of  logic,  knowledge  of  philosophy,  ethics  and  intelligence  level.  It's  irrational  to  let  idiots  and  easily  led  people  become  puppets  for  cynical  puppeteers. 

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4.579.     AR AR

One  shouldn't  worship  aliens.  Technologies,  that  civilization  has  don't  indicate  intellect  and  morality  of  PARTICULAR  humanoids.  The  fact  than  humanity  builds  spaceships  doesn’t  prevent  particular  people  from  bring  fools  and  assholes.  Moreover,  even  wonderful  education  and  encyclopedic  knowledge  aren’t  indicator  of  smartness.  Higher  education  can't  get  rid  a  person  from  idiocy,  it  only  strengthens  it  more.

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4.635. Refusing to surrender in order to survive.     AR AR

The   point   of   the   philosophy   of   Syntalism   is   to   save   humanity   from   inevitable   degradation   and   extinction.   We   cannot   save   everyone   but   it   will   be   enough   to   save   at   least   a   thousand   out   of   billions   to   revive   civilization.

What   threatens   humanity?   Temptations,   seductions,   pleasures,   freebies   and   entertainment.   Paradise   threatens   humanity.   Paradise   will   inevitably   destroy   intelligence.   Human   intelligence   was   created   due   to   the   expulsion   of   man   from   paradise   and,   if   man   goes   back   to   paradise,   intelligence   will   inevitably   perish.   Weak   and   given   to   vice,   man   is   unable   to   resist   the   temptation   of   paradise.   How   would   you   possibly   say   no   when   you   are   offered   everything   you   have   ever   dreamed   of?   Absolute   beauty,   love   and   pleasures.   Similar   to   a   moth,   small   man   will   fly   into   the   fire   and   will   burn   in   the   painful   ecstasy   of   his   own   pleasure.

Do   you   remember   that   plot   when   the   extraterrestrials   seize   the   Earth?   Weapons,   wars,   everyone   shooting.   But   that’s   false   –   everything   will   be   different.   The   most   terrible   weapon   is   beauty,   truth   and   love.   Good   and   loving   Gods   will   descend   from   heaven   and   will   give   you   everything   for   free.   Flawless   technologies,   nice   books,   movies   and   games.   Cool   virtual   games   that   are   indistinguishable   from   reality.   You   will   have   everything   you   wish,   all   your   dreams,   all   pleasures…   immortality.

This   will   annihilate   human   science,   culture   and   industry.   This   will   annihilate   real   life.   Like   moths,   people   will   rush   into   the   fire   of   their   illusions   and   pleasures.

To   achieve   salvation,   you   will   have   to   use   your   willpower   and   your   mind   to   reject   seductions   and   temptations.   You   will   be   given   everything   but   you   will   have   to   reject   it   all.   Everything   and   everyone   will   crush   around   you.   You   will   be   called   an   idiot.   Most   of   your   friends   and   close   ones   will   leave.   The   world   will   collapse.   But   you   will   have   to   hang   on.   You   will   have   to   reject   paradise   and   remain   in   hell   consciously   and   voluntarily…

Hell   is   life.   Real   life   is   hell.   We   live   in   hell.   We   are   the   inhabitants   of   hell.   The   paradise   you   dream   of   so   much   is   the   death   of   intelligence   and   the   destruction   of   humankind.   Run   away   from   anyone   who   offers   you   paradise   and   happiness.   These   people   wish   to   destroy   your   soul   and   to   make   your   body   their   slave.

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5.271. Author's Preface "the Royal Jester".     AR AR

The king's Jester is a very strange book, an attempt by a small man from the bottom of society to comprehend our life, our society, our state, power and economy. When you're a little ant, you look up from the bottom of your life... you don't understand. I did not understand anything, I was surrounded by all sorts of nonsense and oddities. I always felt like a complete idiot living in a madhouse. This world was completely incomprehensible to me. The TV was driving me crazy, the Internet was making my hair stand on end. Fear and anger filled me. Oh, God, I thought, why did you condemn me to such suffering by placing me in this infernal place? One day it happened that I was tired of all this and I decided to study the issues related to the structure of the state and the economy. You know, it was quite interesting and curious, a lot of things were a revelation to me. In principle, now that I know everything, it has become much easier for me to live. My hair no longer stands on end, I became calmer and even had a stomach ulcer. I think it's a therapeutic effect on the face. Knowing the truth calms the nervous system and strengthens the immune system, so that, in my opinion, this book can be useful to many people.

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5.367.     AR AR

The little man just doesn't know how to behave. He should grow up and learn to behave properly. But, alas, he can not, it interferes with pride. The essence of the sin of pride is that man refuses to grow, he no longer wants to grow. The proud man is a dwarf who has climbed on the windowsill. They tell him you're still young, get off there, and he screams ...no, I'm great! And with contempt looks down on those who on gender. Ass midget blocks floor box and covers the sun, the room enveloped in darkness. Nobody likes idiots, and dwarfs annoy everyone. When he finally fell off the windowsill and broke something, he was tired.

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5.642.     AR AR

An idiot is someone who thinks he's smart and gets into idiotic situations all the time.

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5.662.     AR AR

When a genius pretends to be an idiot, it looks nice, and when an idiot is a genius, for some reason it doesn't.

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5.800.     AR AR

A man who saves money on the development of his mind, his knowledge, philosophy and health is called an idiot and a liar, for all his excuses why he does so are lies and idiocy.

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5.801.     AR AR

A mind that lacks something, such as philosophy – is a flawed mind, a false mind, the mind of a fool and an idiot. Beautiful car without gearbox and control system... beautiful property.

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5.984.     AR AR

Knowledge of the truth is extremely hampered by pride, because when you consider yourself the most intelligent, machine gunners begin to consider competitors idiots and, therefore, deny their ideas. And there was much truth in many of these ideas. By denying the truth, one becomes a liar. A liar can only know a lie.

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6.569.     AR AR

In classical democracy, no more than 15% of the best members of society participated in democratic processes, they were called citizens. Classical democracy did not imply the participation of idiots in a democracy.

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7.274. There is only one truth, but there are many lies. A lie is one and a lie is zero.     AR AR

Idiots  are  all  very  different  and  hate  each  other,  considering  all  the  people  around  to  be  idiots.  Clever  people,  on  the  contrary,  are  similar  to  each  other  and  therefore  are  friends  with  each  other.

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7.315.     AR AR

Laughter is a weapon against idiots. If you need to get rid of an idiot, make fun of him or just ignore him.

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7.449.     AR AR

I always wanted to be a genius, but I was born, alas, an idiot. I had to make Herculean efforts and perseverance to remain steadfast in moving toward its truly idiotic goal.

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8.315.     AR AR

Proving  a  man  that  he  is  wrong,  you  prove  him  to  be  an  idiot,  think  about  it.

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8.366.     AR AR

Many  wacky  decisions  are  the  result  of  cowardice  and  laziness  rather  than  stupidity. 

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8.392.     AR AR

We  can`t  say  that  the  whole  world  is  to  blame  for  the  fact  that  a  man  is  an  idiot;  only  those  who  beat  him  a  little  are  to  blame.

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8.472.     AR AR

Even  if  the  person  is  an  idiot,  not  everything  is  lost.  If  at  least  half  of  his  foolishness  is  compensated  by  something  useful,  everything  will  be  fine.

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8.479. Nice contrast on your own background.     AR AR

It  is  useful  to  show  yourself  an  idiot  in  front  of  an  interlocutor,  thereby  making  the  person  pleased.

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8.540. Something that has no excuse.     AR AR

There are a lot of buzzwords to justify your own idiocy, however, it is better to forget everything.

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8.95.1.     AR AR

Meaningless  music  makes  its  listeners  suffer  from  idiotism. 

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9.327.     AR AR

Any stupid suggestion that you're an idiot and have to agree to it is extremely offensive.

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