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The book of stupidity. On fools and idiots.


About fools and idiots. Stupidity as it is.

Stupidity is the absence of mind, as well as darkness is the absence of light and evil is the absence of kindness. The meaning of any person's life is evolution from zero to one. This book is about the nature of mind and reasons of its absence.

It considers special peculiarities of stupidity, its typical attributes and deplorable consequences.

On the other hand, stupidity is a random number generator, a source of novelty and silly hopes. Stupidity can even kill fears and laziness. The book provides information about the use of stupidity and how it can be used.

 


   

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Foreword


1.   AR AR


Inside of me to not accumulate
a lot of nonsense,
I decided to share it.

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10.1270. Stupid advice and guidance.   AR AR

The advice of the clever is proud and formulaic; the advice of the foolish is ignorant and unexpected.  In fact, both are nonsense, terribly far from life, but if they are combined, the truth is born.

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10.2125.   AR AR

Especially often stupidity likes to hide behind the mask of fear and lies, calling it sanity.

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10.1592. Greed.   AR AR

Stupidity is worth more than wisdom when it is not enough.  There's no stupidity left in me.  How can I answer your stupid question?

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10.2323.   AR AR

Stupidity and ignorance are beautiful.  Misunderstood the basic truth, they prove it from another point of view, so polishing another facet of the diamond of truth.  The process continues as long as the truth does not turn into a perfect sphere.

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340.   AR AR

Only   few   people   descended   from   extraterrestrials,
others   are   the   descendants   of   different   animals.

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401.   AR AR

Many  people  are  famous  for  their  deep  misunderstanding  of  everything  in  the  world… 

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659.   AR AR

Out  of  all  locomotives  that  move  this  world,  I  would  give  the  first  place  to  stupidity  and  the  second  one  to  laziness… 

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7.76. A huge man.   AR AR

A fool is a one-sided flat man who sees everything from only one or two sides.

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7.82.   AR AR

The work created from the APE man, and the horse is not created.  That's because the horse thinks too much.

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8.14.   AR AR

It  is  easy  for  fools  to  live  in  the  sense  that  the  less  you  know,  the  better  you  sleep.

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8.47.   AR AR

It's  very  difficult  to  teach  fools  as  they  consider  themselves  smart  enough  not  to  learn  or  study  anything. 

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8.51.   AR AR

Of  course,  any  person  learns  from  mistakes  but  mistakes  become  more  sophisticated  as  well. 

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1805.   AR AR

In  any  verity  there  is  20%  of  exceptions. 

The  fools  use  it  to  their  advantage  and  drag  the  verity  through  the  mud 
while  forgetting  that  exceptions  only  prove  the  rules. 

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1736.   AR AR

A  person  who  is  always  wrong  is  just  as  precious  as  someone  who  is  always  right. 
Thanks  to  someone  who's  wrong  you  can  always  exclude  wrong  decisions. 

Watching  a  person  who  is  always  wrong,  you  can  easily  become  a  person  who  is  always  right. 

Watch  someone's  stupidity  and  do  things  right. 

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1734. [In brevi]   AR AR

A  wonderful  occupational  stupidity,  great  underqualification  and  a  simple  amazing  universal  human  poverty  of  intellect...  all  of  the  mentioned  makes  our  world  unique  and  unpredictable.  If  there  were  no  problems  or  no  stupidity,  smart  people  would  get  deprived  of  the  reasons  to  apply  their  mental  abilities  and  would  degenerate  so  that  the  world  would  lapse  back  into  stone  age... 

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1019.   AR AR

Not  all  are  born  idiots  as  during  their  life  many  are  aimed  at  becoming  such  on  purpose. 

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998.   AR AR

Stupidity  is  useful  -  it  gives  birth  to  chaos.  And  chaos  is  a  base  for  novelty  and  diversity. 

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9.43.   AR AR

The  problem  is  that  you  don't  read  books  but  rather  eat  them,  your  obese  brain  is  almost  unable  to  think.

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857.   AR AR

It's  easy  to  hide  stupidity…  The  more  major  it  is,  the  worse  seen  it  can  be. 

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133.   AR AR

Many  things  happen  to  a  man 
because  he's  a  fool... 
including  good  things... 

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7.698.   AR AR

Let  others  be  unlike  you  –  everybody  cannot  be  like  you,  after  all…

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7.684. Trying to be too intelligent is a bit too much.   AR AR

To  seem  intelligent,  there  is  no  need  to  try  to  be  too  intelligent:  it’s  enough  for  you  not  to  be  dumb.

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7.621. Dangerous advice.   AR AR

You  often  hear  this:  ‘Do  what  you  love’.  What  most  people  love  most  is  relaxing,  having  fun  and  eating.

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7.149. God is intelligence.   AR AR

Man  really  needs  brains.  Without  brains,  man  feels  bad,  sad  and  hungry.

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7.127.   AR AR

Foolishness  and  lies  are  the  mechanisms  that  allow  paradoxes  to  exist.  There  are  a  lot  of  things  that  shouldn't  exist,  but  they  do  exist  because  of  foolishness  or  lies.

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6.574.   AR AR

I love competitors out of compassion for their imperfection and stupidity.

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6.255.   AR AR

Do not try to appear smarter than a fool, on the contrary, pretend to be even stupider than him, it will blind him even more.

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5.265.   AR AR

Since I do not know a greater fool than myself, I have the great honor of being the standard fool. I am surrounded on all sides by ideal people, full of advantages and pluses. Alas, I am not, the only thing I could achieve perfection in was stupidity.

It is known that every creature has a pair or higher. In search of kindred spirits, I wrote an encyclopedia of reference stupidity. Friends, I am so sad and lonely, if someone sees in me a kindred spirit and wants to be friends with me, I will be insanely happy.

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317.6.   AR AR

The  more  a  person  seems  to  be  normal,  the  worse  and  deeper  this  person's  flaws  are. 

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2814. Poor birdie.   AR AR

The  only  sensible  motive  for  struggling  with  stupidity  is  love  for  mankind. 

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2812. Objective reality.   AR AR

A  person  who  chronically  disagrees  with  the  truth,  becomes  chronically  disappointed. 

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2811. Horns and hoofs.   AR AR

So  don't  struggle  with  stupidity.  Fatten  stupidity  for  slaughter. 

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The beginning of the book


2.   AR AR

Most  books  are  faulty  with  too  many  words,  too  few  thoughts  and  even  less  meaning.

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7.   AR AR

The  proportion  of  wisdom  and  stupidity 
in  the  head  doesn't  matter  as  even  one 
spoon  of  tar  spoils  the  whole  barrel 
of  honey... 
Thus,  before  seeking  for  wisdom  one 
should  eradicate  all  one's  stupidity.

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18.   AR AR

I  look  back  on  my  past  - 
on  yesterday, 
on  the  day  before  yesterday 
and  think, 
gosh,  I'm  such  a  silly! 
...and  then  I  look  into 
tomorrow, 
into  the  day  after  tomorrow 
and  think, 
how  many  mistakes  I  will  do... 
…That's  how  it  flows 
in  the  mistakes 
among  the  islands  of  right 
happy  choices  - 
...  I'm  a  shiplet. 

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19.   AR AR

If  one  thrusts  an  ass  in  grain  forward 
then  one  can  make  him  roll  really  far... 

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20.   AR AR

Our  life... 
reminds  me  of  a  knife-grinder, 
the  mission  of  which  lies  in 
hard  scrupulous  work  over 
dull  and  getting  dull 
people. 

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42.   AR AR

The  crowd`s  foolishness  consists  of  the  wisdom  and  irony  of 
every  single  person  filling  it... 
That  is,  wisdom,  gathered  in  the  crowd,  becomes 
foolishness,  and  foolishness,  fallen  to  pieces, 
becomes  the  ironic,  all  knowing  wisdom...

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49.   AR AR

I  was  being  an  idiot, 
as  round  as  a  football, 
no  wonder 
they  liked  to  kick  me  so  much.

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7.4.   AR AR

Internal and climbs out, from the excess of spirituality is literally respira inside the poor fish.

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76.   AR AR

One  thought  more,  one  thought  less, 
it  would  seem,  what`s  the  difference… 
But  there  is  difference. 
Especially  if  there  are  quite  a  few  thoughts 
in  a  person`s  head…

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77.   AR AR

Just  imagine  the  emptiness  of  the  senselessness, 
which  covers  the  body  when  the  last  thought 
disappeares...

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116.   AR AR

Everyone  who  knows  you 
sees  you  in  his  own  way.  Even  though 
you're  the  same.  That's  because  people 
differ.  They  see  you  through  their  own  eyes. 
You're  the  character  of  their  world... 
inhabited  by  their  demons,  angels  and  idiots. 
And  the  part  you'll  play 
is  just  a  matter  of  cast... 

P.S.  Although  quite  often  actors 
choose  to  play  the  same  parts... 

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228.   AR AR

There  is  no  need  to  hide  your  stupidity  and  ignorance  if  for  no  other  reason  than  other  people  will  knock  them  out  of  you.  But  left  on  their  own  they'll  only  grow  in  your  mind.

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270.   AR AR

The  wind  blew  away  the  dust  of  withered  hopes.
А  silly  apple-  tree  tumultuously  blossoming  with  thousands  of  flowers  exhausted  itself,
giving  birth  to  no  harvest... 
Yes  you  were  in  bloom...  but  where  are  your  apples?

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285.   AR AR

A  drop  of  wit  in  the  head... 
is  not  likely  to dilute 
a  bucket  of  stupidity. 

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287.   AR AR

The  number  of  stupidity  variations  is  not  limited... 

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333. [In brevi]   AR AR

Foolery  done  with  a  smile  won't  flag  the  spirits. 

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399.   AR AR

According  to  my  feelings, 
the  truth  still  exists. 
But  due  to  the  subjective  angle 
of  view  of  the  seeing  person's  eye 
that  looks  at  it  the  description 
may  diametrically  vary. 
...to  put  it  in  a  nutshell: 
there  should  be  a  correction  for  an  idiot. 

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4.16. Leave the Hippo alone.   AR AR

It's not an easy job dragging a Hippo out of the swamp...  Hippo resists and does not want to leave his warm and cozy home.

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4.42.   AR AR

I do not advise you to abuse memory training, the better a person's memory, the more he is an idiot.  Why would he?  He remembers everything by heart.  However, bad memory is also not a sign of a big mind.

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453.   AR AR

Getting  beside  oneself  outside  with  screams  ran  in  circles. 

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