SoloINC (from Greek “one who combines the incompatible, the guardian of grain”).
In his works, he develops ideas put forward by sources such as N. Wiener, E. Schrodinger, J. Nash, F. Nietzsche, J. von Neumann, W. James, M. Plank, A. Einstein, S. Freud, A. Maslow, J. Bentham, I. Prigozhin, A. Bogdanov, A. S. Beer, J. Miller, Christianity, Stoicism, Taoism, Confucianism, Shintoism, Hinduism, Talmud and Torah, Sufism, S. of Athos, D. Rumi, Aristotle, Seneca, Socrates, Aristippus, Epicure and so on.
Soloinc never takes his glasses off because he burned the apples of his eyes by observing the light of truth. Simply said, when in outer space, he burned them… by foolishly looking at the Sun…
According to legend, the ancient Thracian family of Soloinc comes from the same root as the gladiator Spartacus. One branch of the royal family is the Spartocids who reigned in Medona. The Medes were known as a big and strong tribe whose culture was very similar to Greek culture. The Medes themselves believed they had descended from the legendary Medea. Some legends say that this noble kin descends from that very Prometheus who brought light to humankind but, as they say, this fact is not scientifically proven…
Even Cyril and Methodius, the inventors of the Slavic alphabet, are said to have belonged to the Bulgarian branch of the SoloINC family. Its Russian and Austrian branches were connected to the merchant family of the Krasnovs and to the industrialist family of Heltz respectively. Some family members descended from ancient Ukrainian Cossack kins.
There are also persistent rumors that Soloinc favors anti-globalists and masons. Although they are considered to be oppositely directed forces, Soloinc still likes it, by definition, when something is being constructed or created.
They say Soloinc even managed to create the world’s first artificial intelligence (SII 4396 model) and even record his personality in the computer…
Other rumors had it that, back in the day, Soloinc became the youngest philosophy professor at Harvard, but again it is not clear whether that was philosophy, cybernetics or even economic theory.
There is also heated debate about Soloinc Music. Soloinc recognized that he wrote music for pleasure and relaxation only and that most of the surviving recordings were done, without his knowing it, while he was humming them in his bathroom (in between his writing of Variothoughts and his travels). This said, those recordings are so numerous that they are, undoubtedly, a considerable cultural phenomenon awakening intense curiosity among music lovers.
A number of witnesses claim to have seen Soloinc unearthing the grave of Salvador Dali in Figueres, following which he performed a rite, calling the dead, and imprisoned Dali’s spirit into a jar (the same way djinns used to be treated in the past) with a view to making him do paintings. It is unknown whether that is true or no but, after this whole story, the quality of surrealist compositions and scenes in Variothoughts has greatly improved.
What else? They say, when Soloinc was writing Variothoughts (you remember that took him eight years), in the 3rd year of that epic undertaking, in order to establish a stable connection with space, Soloinc brought together 99 best Indian yogis (with a view of using their combined strength). They spent a year meditating under the sacred Bodhi Tree, trying to get connected to the Universe’s information field and talk to Buddha. Interestingly, during that year, neither Soloinc himself nor his 99 yogis made a move, ate a single droplet of water or drank a single gram of food… According to witnesses, when the meditation was over, Soloinc remained without food or sleep for another 7 days, dictating some 2,197 new texts for Variothoughts, in the meantime.
Gossip about Soloinc’s incredible wealth and the crazy profitability of his investment projects has a special place among rumors about Soloinc. He is said to have earned his first million when he was 21 years old, on a dare out of nothing and in just 7 days… They even say that, if it wasn’t for Soloinc’s catastrophic laziness and his endless travels, he would have long surpassed Bill Gates himself in this regard… But, as the saying goes, if wishes were horses…
Finally, Soloinc’s greatest love is Mr. Nietzsche. Soloinc is even said to have promised $100,000,000 to a person who would invent the time machine so that he could meet his favorite philosopher in person… (However, malicious tongues even claim that Soloinc previously said the same thing about Confucius and Laozi but that’s pure speculation).
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