The mushroom sect syntalists invites followers. Our goal is simple and banal: we want to create a new religion. We want to build temples and collect divine tithes in order to build new wonders of the world (pyramids, gardens, megalithic buildings, etc.). We don’t like the old religions and gods, we want to worship the Divine Mushroom and the Head of the sacred shrimp. The main goal of the Syntalism philosophy is to rid the world of hemorrhoids and the tension that gives rise to it.
Syntalists honestly stole from all past religions all the good that they had, but they did not take any bullshit. But now all the secrets of being, miracles and the tremendous power that can move mountains are revealed to us. We can heal the blind, walk on water, fly through the air and all sorts of other tricks exciting the imagination.
A true syntalist loves and admires his ideological opponents with all his soul, which gives him the vampire ability to take strength, soul, energy from his enemies, stripping them to underwear. A true syntalist is a righteous mushroom that, by the power of its love, converts cyanobacteria and their idols into slavery and makes them serve themselves.
We guarantee our followers omnipotence, money, power, slaves, immortality, as well as the opportunity to foresee the future in order to radically nip any intrigues of envious and ill-wishers.
Glory to the Divine Mushroom and the Head of the Holy Shrimp! Amen.
The high priest of the sect of Syntalism, the Angel of Armageddon, the enlightened lord mushroom, His Majesty the pale grebe demon Soloinc, the complex avatar of Count Dracula, Maitreya, Mahdi, Osho, Akura Mazda, Nietzsche, Zarathustra, Old Man Makhno, Che Guevara, Steve Jobs and more . Mushrooms, devouring the dead, take their souls to themselves. A mushroom is an avatar of dead souls.
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